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Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses. Why can’t you do that?
"Gosh," Jack says, "why I hardly know the girl."
A man came home from work after a horrible day at the office. His wife has complained to him over and over that he never notices her anymore, and he denied it.
When he comes through the door his wife greets him and says, "Hi, Honey. Notice anything different about me today?"
Husband: "Oh, I don't know. You got your hair done."
Wife: "Nope, try again."
Husband: "Oh, uh, you bought a new dress."
Wife: "Nope, keep trying."
Husband: "You got your nails done."
Wife: "Nope, try again."
Husband: "I give up, I'm too tired to play 20 questions."
Wife: "I'm wearing a gas mask!"
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Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses. Why can’t you do that?
"Gosh," Jack says, "why I hardly know the girl."
I think she noticed.
A man came home from work after a horrible day at the office. His wife has complained to him over and over that he never notices her anymore, and he denied it.
When he comes through the door his wife greets him and says, "Hi, Honey. Notice anything different about me today?"
Husband: "Oh, I don't know. You got your hair done."
Wife: "Nope, try again."
Husband: "Oh, uh, you bought a new dress."
Wife: "Nope, keep trying."
Husband: "You got your nails done."
Wife: "Nope, try again."
Husband: "I give up, I'm too tired to play 20 questions."
Wife: "I'm wearing a gas mask!"
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