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Husband: We have been married five years and haven't agreed on a thing.
Wife: You are wrong again. It has been six years.
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,“ she said. “There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.”
“Hmmm, “ her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.
Teasing him, Sarah said, “Would you swap me for a season ticket?”
“Absolutely not, “ he said.
“How sweet, “ Sarah said. “Tell me why not.”
“Season's more than half over, “ he said.
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Husband: We have been married five years and haven't agreed on a thing.
Wife: You are wrong again. It has been six years.
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Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,“ she said. “There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.”
“Hmmm, “ her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.
Teasing him, Sarah said, “Would you swap me for a season ticket?”
“Absolutely not, “ he said.
“How sweet, “ Sarah said. “Tell me why not.”
“Season's more than half over, “ he said.
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