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There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, “Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman! “
The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, “She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!”
Jack was in his usual place that morning, sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge. He turned to his wife with a look of question on his face. "I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."
His wife replies, "Why thank you, dear!"
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Don't be jealous.
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, “Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman! “
The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, “She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!”
Don't be a jerk. Don't wear this button.
Jack was in his usual place that morning, sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge. He turned to his wife with a look of question on his face. "I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."
His wife replies, "Why thank you, dear!"
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