Marriage jokes, starting with H...
No joking, that George Clooney is handsome.
Handsome And
A man and his wife were returning from a party one evening. As the couple was driving home, she asked her husband, "Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible to women you are?"
Totally flattered, he replied, "No, dear they haven't."
At that point she yelled, "Then what the heck gave you THAT idea at the party tonight?"
It looks like this honeymoon is over.
Honeymoon Over
The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he'll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.
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