Marriage Jokes
Have A Good Laugh Together
Marriage jokes, starting with F...
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. “The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!”
An old granny overheard and spoke up, “Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!”
John asks his wife how would she want to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary.
"Would you like a new mink coat?" he asks.
"Not really," she replies.
"Well, how about a new Mercedes sports car?"
"No," she responds.
"What about a new vacation home in the country?"
She again rejects his offer with a, "No thanks."
"Well, what would you like for your anniversary?"
"John, I'd like a divorce!" she demands.
"Sorry, dear, I wasn't planning to spend that much!"
Home www.loveamour.com Love
For another kind of love visit http://www.theworldwidewine.com and http://www.travelitalytravel.com
Waiting for Godot.
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. “The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!”
An old granny overheard and spoke up, “Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!”
An inexpensive anniversary gift.
John asks his wife how would she want to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary.
"Would you like a new mink coat?" he asks.
"Not really," she replies.
"Well, how about a new Mercedes sports car?"
"No," she responds.
"What about a new vacation home in the country?"
She again rejects his offer with a, "No thanks."
"Well, what would you like for your anniversary?"
"John, I'd like a divorce!" she demands.
"Sorry, dear, I wasn't planning to spend that much!"
Great jokes about couples and marriage
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y ZFor another kind of love visit http://www.theworldwidewine.com and http://www.travelitalytravel.com