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An elderly couple was celebrating Christmas at home when a fairy appeared.
The fairy told them that since it was Christmas, she would grant them a wish each.
The wife said, "I’ve lived for so many years, but I've never seen the beautiful Swiss Alps. I wish we could travel there." The fairy waved her wand and SWOOSH! She had a pair of return tickets to Switzerland in her hand.
Surprised at what he saw, the husband became excited and started racking his brain for a wish. He contemplated for a moment, and then said, "I am envious of those guys who have young wives. If possible, I want to be married to a woman who is 20 years younger than me."
The fairy waved her wand and SWOOSH! He became 20 years older.
A husband was having great difficulty getting along with his wife – nothing but arguing and friction – so he decided to consult a marriage counselor. After they had talked for a while, the counselor said, “I suggest that you run five miles each day for a week. Then please call me back.”
A week later the counselor received a call from the husband.
“Well,” asked the counselor, “how are things going with you and your wife?
“How should I know?” said the husband. “I’m thirty-five miles away.”
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Make your wish for Christmas and laugh.
An elderly couple was celebrating Christmas at home when a fairy appeared.
The fairy told them that since it was Christmas, she would grant them a wish each.
The wife said, "I’ve lived for so many years, but I've never seen the beautiful Swiss Alps. I wish we could travel there." The fairy waved her wand and SWOOSH! She had a pair of return tickets to Switzerland in her hand.
Surprised at what he saw, the husband became excited and started racking his brain for a wish. He contemplated for a moment, and then said, "I am envious of those guys who have young wives. If possible, I want to be married to a woman who is 20 years younger than me."
The fairy waved her wand and SWOOSH! He became 20 years older.
Monkeying around.
A husband was having great difficulty getting along with his wife – nothing but arguing and friction – so he decided to consult a marriage counselor. After they had talked for a while, the counselor said, “I suggest that you run five miles each day for a week. Then please call me back.”
A week later the counselor received a call from the husband.
“Well,” asked the counselor, “how are things going with you and your wife?
“How should I know?” said the husband. “I’m thirty-five miles away.”
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