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A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: “My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy.”
The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds. He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic. He asks the girl: “Do you like spinach?”
She says “No, “ and the silence returns.
After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, “Do you have a brother?”
Again, the girl says “No” and there is silence once again.
The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: “If you had a brother, would he like spinach?”
A man said to his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday"?
She replied, "I'd love to be Ten again".
On the morning of her birthday, he gets her up bright and early and off they go to a theme Park. Every ride in the Park, he puts her on it. The Death Slide, The Screaming loop, The Wall of Fear, everything there is she has a ride. She staggers out of the theme park five hours later, her head is reeling and her stomach upside down. Into MacDonald's they go, where she's given a Double Big Mac with extra fries. Then it’s off to cinema to see Star Wars, more burgers, popcorn, Cola and sweets.
At last she staggers home with her husband and collapses into bed. Husband leans over and says, "Well dear what was it like being ten again?"
One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, I meant dress size!"
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A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: “My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy.”
The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds. He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic. He asks the girl: “Do you like spinach?”
She says “No, “ and the silence returns.
After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, “Do you have a brother?”
Again, the girl says “No” and there is silence once again.
The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: “If you had a brother, would he like spinach?”
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A man said to his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday"?
She replied, "I'd love to be Ten again".
On the morning of her birthday, he gets her up bright and early and off they go to a theme Park. Every ride in the Park, he puts her on it. The Death Slide, The Screaming loop, The Wall of Fear, everything there is she has a ride. She staggers out of the theme park five hours later, her head is reeling and her stomach upside down. Into MacDonald's they go, where she's given a Double Big Mac with extra fries. Then it’s off to cinema to see Star Wars, more burgers, popcorn, Cola and sweets.
At last she staggers home with her husband and collapses into bed. Husband leans over and says, "Well dear what was it like being ten again?"
One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, I meant dress size!"
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