Love jokes, starting with H...
Dustin Hoffman and Emma Thompson in Last Chance Harvey.
Happy Occasion
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began passing out big cigars and candy, both tied with blue ribbons. When asked what the occasion was, she proudly displayed a new diamond solitaire ring on her third finger, left hand, and announced,
"It's a boy, six feet tall and 190 pounds!"
Howdy neighbor.
How You Say It
It's not what you say, but the way you say it. On a blind date, the boy said to the girl:
“Time stands still when I look into your eyes.”
The girl was very flattered. What the boy had really meant was,
“You have a face that would stop a clock.”
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