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Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well preserved he appeared.
"Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. "I have taken a long walk out in the fresh air day after day for some 75 years now."
The others were impressed and asked how he managed to keep up his rigorous fitness regime.
"Well, you see my wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk."
Steve was driving his girlfriend to the airport when he passed a billboard showing a bikini-clad beauty holding a can of beer. His girlfriend saw it and snarled, "Am I supposed to think that if I drank enough of that brand of beer, I'd look like her?"
Steve replied, "No, but if I drank enough of it you would!"
(Steve is expected to recover soon.)
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Don't miss your exercise.
Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well preserved he appeared.
"Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. "I have taken a long walk out in the fresh air day after day for some 75 years now."
The others were impressed and asked how he managed to keep up his rigorous fitness regime.
"Well, you see my wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk."
Some people never have enough beer.
Steve was driving his girlfriend to the airport when he passed a billboard showing a bikini-clad beauty holding a can of beer. His girlfriend saw it and snarled, "Am I supposed to think that if I drank enough of that brand of beer, I'd look like her?"
Steve replied, "No, but if I drank enough of it you would!"
(Steve is expected to recover soon.)
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