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The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton Head, South Carolina, looking all fresh, and eager to enjoy their two-week vacation/honeymoon.
The stunning blonde at the front desk smiled and said, “Well, hi Jimmy, how ya been lover? Long time no see.”
A frosty silence prevailed until the couple reached their room. Once inside, the piqued bride demanded: “And just who was THAT woman?!?!?”
The groom wiped his brow and said, “Just relax honey. Please! I'm going to have enuff trouble explaining you to her.”
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris, France, and headed straight for the lingerie counter. He intently studied the array of lacy underthings and the sales lady bustled over to him.
“Do you have something in mind?” she asked.”
I certainly do, ma’am, “ the American emphatically replied. “That’s why I want a nice gift.”
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Sometimes we have to explain.
The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton Head, South Carolina, looking all fresh, and eager to enjoy their two-week vacation/honeymoon.
The stunning blonde at the front desk smiled and said, “Well, hi Jimmy, how ya been lover? Long time no see.”
A frosty silence prevailed until the couple reached their room. Once inside, the piqued bride demanded: “And just who was THAT woman?!?!?”
The groom wiped his brow and said, “Just relax honey. Please! I'm going to have enuff trouble explaining you to her.”
An American in Paris, Leslie Caron and Gene Kelly, 1951.
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris, France, and headed straight for the lingerie counter. He intently studied the array of lacy underthings and the sales lady bustled over to him.
“Do you have something in mind?” she asked.”
I certainly do, ma’am, “ the American emphatically replied. “That’s why I want a nice gift.”
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